#gender jokes

[saturnisscreaming]

You've heard of gender neutral. Get ready for gender drive, gender reverse, and gender park

[geminisee]

via alairethomas

“a day in the life of being non-binary”

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Found these dolls at a gift store today. Ah yes, the three genders... Happy, Boy, and Mom.

[aromanticduck]

We should call people who have the same gender all the time 'gendersolid'. We should also coin 'gendergas' and 'genderplasma', but I'm not entirely sure what the definitions should be.

[ricekrispyjoints]

this one's for the franglophones out there

[always-elf666]

Me and my qpp are currently discussing how EVERY tma character is trans in some way or another. We are right about all of this. Feel free to inquire about any of them cuz we have a list.

Actually please do inquire I want to share the list

[moss-opossum]

you cannot gender me in a way that matters

[gaygothfluid]

You know your gender is weird when your gender envy is Chapel Roane, Helena Bonham-Carter and Andrew Garfield. All at the same time.

[weather-phenomenon]

my gender is a bad grade bc it's what i have in my pants (D)

[thegaybluejay]

Me: I’m trans nonbinary (to be specific, agender but in a transmasc way). I don’t like to uphold strict/cisnormative gender stereotypes/binaries and everyone should just get to be who they are!

My dog: THEN WTF IS THIS SHIT??

Points at me calling him Mister Man, Little Man, Baby Boy, Bubba, Bubs, Sweet Boy, etc every chance I get

Me: …An exception.

[nerdsandthelike]

Random ask because I can:

What’s your favorite arbitrary binary?

This was a fun one to think about. There are so many arbitrary binaries. Many of them not fun, but fun to make fun of (looking at you GENDER). So in that spirit, I would like to lift up the Classic Binary of "punk" and "ballet dancer" from Avril Lavigne's "Skater Boi." Empirically hilarious.

In non-gender binaries that make me giggle: dividing animals into fish and not-fish. Fish are so fake and I love it.

[bookwyrmsbuttons]

[obsessive-bear-walking]

You see my mother was a woman and my father was a man so...

So the mixed section is actually like animals and vampires but this still made me snort